Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Rape Nuts

First the Holocaust, then David Hasselhoff, now this.

A shriveled 81 year old German man was found not guilty of rape this past Tuesday when he proved that his "gavel" wasn't "bang-worthy" (you guys following my puns here?)

Apparently, nurses betrothed his wang with an "Erectometer", which, I'm guessing, hardly reacted.

Thanks to the esteemed Dr. Gabriel Liedman for the link.

Suspected German Rapist, 81, Fights Potency Check

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