You Dirty, Dirty Core
A Brief Love Story with an Apple
The initial attraction: Perfectly designed, inexpensive, what girl could resist?
I boldly make the first move.
Love at first bite: Oh god. Give me a second. That is so good. (note the costume change -- these motherfuckers are juicy!)
Then things started to get a little freaky.
Did someone say hand model? Consider it said.
Red AND Delicious? The perfect food. Give me a second, I need to breathe.
Spooning ensued.... then tenderness.
The requisite pillow talk. Can you tell I'm faking?
Things got awkward from there.
Look at it... what was I thinking?
Awkward Goodbye. Let's see other apples, etc. etc. blah blah blah. Always the hardest part.
Don't turn around -- just be brave and go. Picture blurry through tears of reminscing.
Down the stairs and out of my life forever.
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IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE:
MacIntosh returns.
Someone's been working out!
I contemplate my options... dignity or no diggity, I got to bag it up?
Stay tuned for what happens next!
Oh! This picture narrative reminds me...
I HEART INTERNET
TONIGHT
AT THE APPLE STORE SOHO
103 Prince Street
6:30-8:00 - FREE!!!
A TIME OUT NEW YORK PICK OF THE WEEK
Join me and co-host Chelsea Peretti for a hilarious journey through the internet, Apple products and their hearts... including special guests:
AD MILES
EUGENE MIRMAN
JAKE FOGELNEST
We've got a lot planned, and I'm drooling from exhaustion - watch the fireworks LIVE!
The initial attraction: Perfectly designed, inexpensive, what girl could resist?
I boldly make the first move.
Love at first bite: Oh god. Give me a second. That is so good. (note the costume change -- these motherfuckers are juicy!)
Then things started to get a little freaky.
Did someone say hand model? Consider it said.
Red AND Delicious? The perfect food. Give me a second, I need to breathe.
Spooning ensued.... then tenderness.
The requisite pillow talk. Can you tell I'm faking?
Things got awkward from there.
Look at it... what was I thinking?
Awkward Goodbye. Let's see other apples, etc. etc. blah blah blah. Always the hardest part.
Don't turn around -- just be brave and go. Picture blurry through tears of reminscing.
Down the stairs and out of my life forever.
**************************************************
IN NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE:
MacIntosh returns.
Someone's been working out!
I contemplate my options... dignity or no diggity, I got to bag it up?
Stay tuned for what happens next!
Oh! This picture narrative reminds me...
I HEART INTERNET
TONIGHT
AT THE APPLE STORE SOHO
103 Prince Street
6:30-8:00 - FREE!!!
A TIME OUT NEW YORK PICK OF THE WEEK
Join me and co-host Chelsea Peretti for a hilarious journey through the internet, Apple products and their hearts... including special guests:
AD MILES
EUGENE MIRMAN
JAKE FOGELNEST
We've got a lot planned, and I'm drooling from exhaustion - watch the fireworks LIVE!