EMOTICONS THAT WOULD COME IN HANDY
WHILE MESSAGING MY FRIENDS FROM THE OFFICE
;<> I’m Tired
:>I I’m Bored
8( Ivy League Degree of No Use in Real World
>:) I Just Farted In My Cubicle
&:( No New Jobs on MonsterTrak
8X Just Got Ovarian Cancer From Xerox Machine Overload
>:u) Went To The Bathroom, Didn't Wash My Hands,
and Rubbed Them All Over My Boss's Keyboard
:u) Office Hot Guy Passing Through
:U) Office Hot Gay Guy Passing Through
X*0 Just Spoken To Like Retarded Third Grader,
Having Mini Panic Attack at How Cruel God Is
1: i Cig Break
8^D Just Stole $64.25 Worth of Supplies
:v( One Sec, I'm On 2 Hour Long Distance Call to
Half-Dead Aunt in Boca Raton
:u*) Boss Has Food on Cheek, Can't Tell Her
:*< Severed My Finger Fixing Copy Machine
:v() Took Pregnancy Test In Office Bathroom Stall,
Came Back Positive, Have To Pretend Nothing is
Wrong While I Try to Figure Out How to
Support Unwanted Baby on Grossly Underpaid Salary
;? I Think I Have Autism
:u> I Need a Snack
WHILE MESSAGING MY FRIENDS FROM THE OFFICE
;<> I’m Tired
:>I I’m Bored
8( Ivy League Degree of No Use in Real World
>:) I Just Farted In My Cubicle
&:( No New Jobs on MonsterTrak
8X Just Got Ovarian Cancer From Xerox Machine Overload
>:u) Went To The Bathroom, Didn't Wash My Hands,
and Rubbed Them All Over My Boss's Keyboard
:u) Office Hot Guy Passing Through
:U) Office Hot Gay Guy Passing Through
X*0 Just Spoken To Like Retarded Third Grader,
Having Mini Panic Attack at How Cruel God Is
1: i Cig Break
8^D Just Stole $64.25 Worth of Supplies
:v( One Sec, I'm On 2 Hour Long Distance Call to
Half-Dead Aunt in Boca Raton
:u*) Boss Has Food on Cheek, Can't Tell Her
:*< Severed My Finger Fixing Copy Machine
:v() Took Pregnancy Test In Office Bathroom Stall,
Came Back Positive, Have To Pretend Nothing is
Wrong While I Try to Figure Out How to
Support Unwanted Baby on Grossly Underpaid Salary
;? I Think I Have Autism
:u> I Need a Snack