Cheesed To Meet You, Ociffer.

A drunkard in Tennessee who was clearly "feta"-p with the law, decided to strip his clothes off till he was completely "gouda" and cover himself in "cheese."
 
The man, disoriented and incoherent, had the gooey substance in his hair, on his face and shoulders, and was described as tall, tan, and not completely unlike Ray "Romano" or Barry "Parmesian".  According to police, while the look was unusual, it was a nice compliment to this "crazy-ass cracka."
 
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm done. 
 
Police Arrest Cheese Covered Naked Man