World War I Claims Another Victim
Sometimes hobbies can get the best of you. A World War I memorabilia collector was blown to bits this weekend while showing off his missile collection. It is still unknown if his last words were "Yo, dis shit is da BOMB."
Such a shame these "explosions" have to happen in small towns in Italy, versus during a taping of Antiques Roadshow. I love the Roadshow, but not the antics of those two crafty doopplegangers that go by the names of Leslie and Leigh Keno. Damn those Keno twins. I don't trust you guys for a second.
Side Note: Can't you just hear Steven Wright reading the title?
Side Note Deux: Relax. I'm obviously going to have a bomb blow up in my face in T minus 5 years.