Researchers have discovered the latest cure for male impotency: JELLYFISH!
Wait wait wait. Do they mean jellyfish from the sea? Or Jellyfish, the none-hit-wonder band from 1994?
Other previously unknown cures discovered by "researchers":
Tazer Gun to Scrotum
Jalepeno Juice Round Anus
Ingesting Liquid Drano
Cutting Off of Penis
Jellyfish could hold cure for male impotency: Australian researcher