KY Jellyfish

Researchers have discovered the latest cure for male impotency: JELLYFISH!

Wait wait wait. Do they mean jellyfish from the sea? Or Jellyfish, the none-hit-wonder band from 1994?

Other previously unknown cures discovered by "researchers":

Tazer Gun to Scrotum

Jalepeno Juice Round Anus

Ingesting Liquid Drano

Cutting Off of Penis

Jellyfish could hold cure for male impotency: Australian researcher