I'll have a hamster and cheese on wry, please.
A straightforward, promotional list of all of my current and future happenings:
MAY 10 TUESDAY
My Barnard past comes back to haunt me at:
Chicks and Giggles One-Year Anniversary
Ophira Eisenberg, Jody Young, Vicky Bond, Rachael Parenta, and Jen Dzuira.
8:30PM Raga (433 East 6th St between 1st and A)
MAY 11 WEDNESDAY
Chelsea Peretti and I present...
I Heart Internet
the show you've all been waiting for.
with Special Guests:
See the cute blurb about the show in Time Out New York this week (along with one of my classic MS Paint collages.)
May 11, 6:30 - 8 pm.
The Apple Store, aka "Station A"
Theater, Second Floor
(103 Prince Street)
MAY 13 FRIDAY
Another installment of the show that's taking the stand-up comedy world by storm (but seriously, read this fucking kick-ass lineup):
THIS N' MORE
JUVIE HALL , 24 Bond Street
May 13, Friday, at 8 pm
Finally, check out Heeb magazine at a Borders near you - I'm the pasty looking girl who's secretly wearing a lot of makeup but you can't tell since the sun is washing me out, located next to Jennifer Connelly and under David Cross on the "Heeb Hundred" list. A very illustrious page indeed.
And while I'm at it, check out The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies by Joshua Neuman, David Deutsch (two of the biggest machers over at Heeb). Got a sneak peek at the book, it's truly funny, and would make a great Tisha B'Av present. See also Jewish Conspiracies dot Biz.
Thanks for your time.
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