My Secret

Yesterday afternoon, I ate 5-6 fun sized candy bars in a row, went to the bathroom, and my nose started bleeding. Profusely. I haven't had a nosebleed in like 15 years.

Then I took a deep breath and blew some lines off the photocopy machine glass.



ANYWAY

Don't forget about my show tonight!!! Here's the info again, I would love to see all of you anonymous people there in droves.

Copied and pasted directly from the Juvie Hall Website...



CHELSEA PERETTI & MICHELLE COLLINS LAUNCH: “THIS’N’MORE”

Chelsea Peretti and Michelle Collins are both:

Stand-ups, (Waitlisted) Barnard Graduates, Bloggers

N'MORE…

Beginning April 29, Chelsea Peretti and Michelle Collins will host a variety of well-known comedians, writers, and web entrepreneurs at their new show, “This’n’ More!”

Each show will kick off with music video (and internet phenomenon) near and dear to their hearts: “America, We Stand as One” –-until the two get sick of it and open with a different internet obsession!

Tickets: $8 CLICK HERE TO BUY TIX
April 29th, 8PM (Fri). This'N'More @ Juvie Hall, 24 Bond Street - OPENING SHOW!

Writer / Performer’n’more:

A.D. Miles

Comedian’n’more:

Aziz Ansari

Sketch duo’n’more:

Ahna & Lauren

Blogger / Storyteller’n’more:

Adam Wade

&

A short film featuring Ms. Peretti and Adam Wade entitled: “Italian Tuna Adventure.”