Is that a Blowhole, or a...
Dear Michigan Resident who got to You Can't Make It Up by doing a Yahoo search of the term "Whale Vagina Picture",

You're welcome.

Finally, the answer to that age-old question: Can a teaspoon of vomit short-circuit a Hewlitt-Packard keyboard?

You're welcome.

Finally, the answer to that age-old question: Can a teaspoon of vomit short-circuit a Hewlitt-Packard keyboard?