Friday, June 18, 2004

Die Evil Esther

Well, that ol' whore Madonna just won't quit. She's changing her name to Esther, like a good mystic/jewish girl should.

If she really wants to re-tramp her image, she should go the whole kit and kaboodle and change her last name to "Prynne", while having a mammogram performed live on stage during "Borderline." Then we, her faithful listening audience, can tack on a well deserved Scarlet "W.U.H." to her cardy = Washed Up Hag.

Madonna reinvents herself as Esther

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