I've Given In.

Looks like the cast of Lord of the Rings loves my new MySpace profile!
I've received thousands of angry e-mails from disappointed stalkers upset at my lack of MySpace profilage. I tried to put one up a few months ago, but seriously got so sick of my self and my own interests half-way through that I gave up.
But lately, I've been bombarded with requests to put one up. And I noticed that one of the features of MySpace is that you can list upcoming performances on your public calendar, and upcoming bikini waxes on your pubic calendar.

A Google search of "pubic library" brings up this typo on the District of Columbia's Library Home Page. I don't know... a Mayor's Task Force on the Future of the District of Columbia PUBIC Library System? Pubic, folks: That's the future.
Back to the matter at hand. I realized the time had come to create a MySpace page.
Without further ado, I present my very plain, very concise (and, you will notice, very lonely...) MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/youcantmakeitup
So add me as a friend, huh?
Thank you,
Management
**Update**

Four hours into it, and I AM ADDICTED.