Flying Coach

So I'm half-dead right now thanks to a 6 am flight out of Boston this morning. I made the genius decizh of flying JetBlue, by far the nicest airline in the country now that Delta Song is down for the count. Make a long story short, due to the early boarding time, I couldn't watch my usual HGTV marathon (as it was all informacials). So instead I opted for an hour of Headline News, which recycles the same story over and over and over again every 15 minutes. My main reason for watching so long? The following clip, which was shown during the sports segment. I was a-CRACKING up. Esp. when he grabs some water to wash off home plate.