Now Say Ahh... Ahh... Ahh!!

Dr. Gigolo at your service. A doctor was fined for convincing a patient that the only way to cure her pelvic pain was playing a little game of "Hide the Medical Sausage".

And I quote:

Hopkinson said the woman told officials that Smith told her massaging her ``trigger points'' would alleviate her pain. Eventually, he said, the therapy involved sexual intercourse.

That is horrible. Totally disgusting. *cough cough* Uch, I think I'm coming down with something. And my luck! I'm going on vacay to Oregon tomorrow!! Hey - wait a minute... (insert smiley faced emoticon here).

Doc Charged State For Patient Sex