Osama in O Canada

Americans, be on alert: Osama Bin Laden may be residing in our "friendly" neighbor to the north, Canada. The perfect plan. The. Perfect. Plan.

A taxi driver in Montpellier tried to run over a pedestrian he mistook for the bearded terrorist himself. I can understand the confusion -- I hear they have an amazing Turban Outfitters there. Zing!

See this link -- the article is definitely pee-in-pants material.

French driver targets pedestrian he mistook for bin Laden!