NewsHour with Jim Terror

A funny list, to ease the possibly unjustifiable panic, freshly culled from McSweeney's:

SENTENCES AND SHORT DIALOGUES INCORPORATING NAMES OF COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
By Michael Degnan

"IRAN eight miles this morning."

"I'm on crutches because I got in JORDAN a basketball game."

"You coming to the party tomorrow night?"
"YEMEN."

"We're headed to IRAQ concert."

"ISRAEL Madrid going to release David Beckham?"

"That carny game was a waste of money!"
"Yeah, EGYPT us."

"You got a 179 on the LSATs? OMAN you're an asshole."

"I bet we're going to invade SYRIA next."