IN A PROPES

The NY Post today really outdoes themselves with disgusting, pedophilic wit. A small blurb written up about children's calcium levels in relation to broken bones in later life is featured under the headline "Broke-Bones Mountin'".



Cause nothin' says a nice, wholesome, after-school glass of milk for Timmy like a headline punning off of a movie about gay sex in the West.

Sometimes I wonder if they write the news after the think of the blow-your-face-off-with-a-shotgun headline.

By the by, I've got a couple of performances coming up this week. Take a look:

Tonight, Monday February 6, 2006:
Jenny and Gabe's Show
8:00pm
Rififi/Cinema Classics
332 E. 11th St., New York (btwn 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Free w/ one drink!

Tomorrow, Tuesday February 7, 2006:
MCC Finally Has His Way With Women
8:00pm
Galapagos Art Space
70 North Six Street, Williamsburg
L train to Bedford
$10 at the door
50% of the proceeds will go to The Nicole duFresne Scholarship

Thursday, February 9, 2006:
Thursday with Nick Kroll and John Muhlaney
8:00pm
Rififi/Cinema Classics
332 E. 11th St., New York (btwn 1st and 2nd Ave.)
Free w/ one drink!