The Reason for my Re-Tardiness

I've been hard-pressed to write anything coherent today for three reasons:

1. This picture:


(via Boing Boing)

2. This picture:


(via Cute Overload)

and

3. I have a heroin problem (via a mentally abusive upbringing.) ("JK" Mom and Dad.)

Also, is it just me, or is Eminem starting to look like a bloated, wax-museum lesbian? To wit:

His wedding portrait:


He's on the right...

and then pantsless:


(via Towleroad)

Which, strangely enough, is not unlike this picture:


(via My Nightmares)

Wash your eyes out, Rinse, Repeat folks.