Show Tonight!! Just an Evening? with Michelle Collins

BIG SHOW BIG SHOW BIG SHOW BIG SHOWWWW!!!

Hi guys -- I'm hosting a show tonight at Rififi, promising at least one hour of me just bein me, i.e. singing and laughing and just having a great timeeee! Here's the info:

Just an Evening? with Michelle Collins TONIGHT!

Hey Guys!

TONIGHT, RIFIFI @ 10 PM

FINAL SHOW

Just an Evening? With Michelle Collins (me)

Amazing guests, so many good times with:

Roger Hailes (MTV, Commie Central)
Rob Lathan (Late Night with Conan O'Brien)
Ann Carr (Comedy Central, Hilarious Town, USA)
And
Greg Johnson (Many, Many Credits, He's So Humble!!!)

PLEASE COME! It will be incredibly fun. I will be doing a lot of singing, so bring your babies! Here's the info:

Rififi
332 E. 11th St. btwn 1st & 2nd Ave
Tuesday, August 28 @ 10 PM
$5

Xoxo
Please come to my show
Michelle
Is begging you.

xoxox2
Manatee Cat

Alexyss Tylor Is Back and Fully Against Anal

If you thought Alxyss Tylor's previous rants were the epitome of genius, you were right. So please, check out this latest video of hers, where Ms. Tylor speaks her mind about the down low gay community and, more importantly, anal sex. Under normal circumstances, I would transcribe her extreme not-safe-for-workness so that you could enjoy the brilliance of her rancid mind from the comfort of your work cubicle. But seeing as it's 2 AM, all you really need to know is there are men out there who will suck d for food. Oh, and her mother is back, with the same accordian file blocking what I'm assuming is a colossal camel toe.

"Alexyss K. Tylor's Warning to Gay Boys" (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)



The real question is why didn't she and the hair-tail hanging out of her head replace Rosie on the View?