Alexyss Tylor Is Back and Fully Against Anal

If you thought Alxyss Tylor's previous rants were the epitome of genius, you were right. So please, check out this latest video of hers, where Ms. Tylor speaks her mind about the down low gay community and, more importantly, anal sex. Under normal circumstances, I would transcribe her extreme not-safe-for-workness so that you could enjoy the brilliance of her rancid mind from the comfort of your work cubicle. But seeing as it's 2 AM, all you really need to know is there are men out there who will suck d for food. Oh, and her mother is back, with the same accordian file blocking what I'm assuming is a colossal camel toe.

"Alexyss K. Tylor's Warning to Gay Boys" (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)



The real question is why didn't she and the hair-tail hanging out of her head replace Rosie on the View?