Grim Reaping the Benefits

Start all of these with a "God forbid":

How I most likely would have died, had I died as a toddler (or even possibly today).

Also, how I picture the hordes of people on my shit-list meeting their maker.

Finally, someone who God needs to take out of their misery to make the world less miserable.


Well something's gotta pay for all that Juicy Coutoure.