Sisterhood of the Travelling Cocaine Addicts
Breaking News! Authorities in Moscow had to break up another famously cray-cray party thrown by Hollywood's Boresome Foursome (and quad-besties) Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. The details of this party aren't known yet -- but we here at Blogger HQ are pretty sure one of the twins pickled her insides with what I imagine a Russian Fozzie Bear would call "Wodka, Wodka, Wodka."
Olsens, Lohan, Richie Party Raided in Moscow (CNN.com)
The answer to the question, what do you get the wealthiest, drug-addled, surgerized, hobo-quad-besties who have everything?
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[via Chelsea Peretti]