Retiring Notice

That's it. I have no reason to continue with this blog anymore. I'VE MADE IT!

Check out the results when Googling "anal spelunking."

See anything suspect? No? Here, then, for posterity's sake:



See anything now?

I AM THE NUMBER TWO ANAL SPELUNKER (according to the Google search, of course.) Haha -- number two! How perfect! How simply bizarre. How completely gauche. Now if you'll excuse me, I have doodies to attend to...


Don't worry, my suicide note will read: I slay me.