Vote 4 Me 4 Ass President

Gridskipper, "Gawker's Wordlier Scallywag"©, has nominated THIS VERY BLOG for their 2005 Urbs (Urban Blogging Awards) for "World's Most Inane Urban Blog Post". (Keep scrolling... it's one before the last.)
I won't give away which post they nominated... but... well... PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! (ps Click the vote button under each category, not at the very end.)
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I love "schwag", since it's only one letter away from shlag, the German word for whipped cream, and I Heart Germans.

With a face like that?

THANK YOU!