Too Young, Too Old, Just Right

My friend Gabe just sent me two photos taken with his camera phone Carroll Street G train stop. The writing was on top of one of those "We All Have AIDS" Kenneth Cole ads. This opinionated scrawler first takes his or her catty toll on the visage of Ms. Sharon Stone.


It says "Give it a rest, Sharon."

But not to be one who only poo-poos the rich and famous, she leaves a follow-up scrawl on the esteemed bosom of Elizabeth Taylor:


Liz Taylor's Breasts: "Just Right."

Man, I wish I had a marker! I would totally scrawl over her neck "Check out her enviable decolletage!"