My Worst Nightmare Is...

THE SHAGGY DOG POSTER. The movie looks like a disaster, but it's this poster that is really putting the "lip full-o' sweat" into my nightmares lately:



AHHH!!! Not only is it a dog with human eyes, but the eyes of TIM ALLEN. Tim "The Literal Tool Man" Allen. Oh that dog is so pretty, I HATE IT!

What marketing exec OK'd this? Who thought this was a good idea? What's next, Dakota Fanning's head on a cow's body??


Michelle Collins: Officially Dead Inside.