Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Entertaining Thoughts

1. My favorite new slang word for "doin it": French Omelette. It's an omelette with meat inside. AN OMELETTE WITH MEAT INSIDE!

2. If I were to have a band, I would name it "Post No Bills", just to stick it to the man. Or "Uterine Lining".

3. My Pret A Manger lunchbag has a slogan on the side: "This Bag Has Enjoyed A Previous Life!" As what? Another bag? That doesn't sound very enjoyable. Although I have been entertaining thoughts of my bag having been a very flamboyant Courtier in 18th Century France.

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