Going Down? Into the Ground.

Today is a historic day for aviation enthusiasts. This morning, man's first privately owned rocket made its way into space.

Now, an 89 year old Trinidadian man is finally able to leave his apartment, thanks to a repaired elevator. Newsworthy? Maybe not.

I should add, however, that the man has not left his apartment in eight years. Eight years! I've donated dozens upon dozens of eggs in that time! So while I've been rolling in ovarian dough, this poor man hasn't seen the light of day. Boy will he be embarassed when his kids come looking for him in 20 years!

After Eight Years, Man Takes Elevator to Freedom