Footing the Bill

A podiatrist has been arrested on charges of Medicare fraud. The reason? Billing for footcare on patients who were either: 1. Dead; or 2. Had No Feet. Well, I hear that ghost limbs can really benefit from a good deep tissue massage.

Other possible titles for this posting:

1. Dr. Scholl Me The Money
2. Dr. Schollin' Down the River (of Money)
3. Sock It To Me!
4. Dr. Scholl Me The Money (Reprise)
5. Not A Great Post, I'll Make Up For It Later (Instrumental)

Podiatrist Accused of Billing Amputees