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It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Bratwurst of Times. South Florida.com's "Celebrity News" column (WTF??) brings us word that local Wisconsin shitkickers are aiming to beat a Guinness World Record by creating a 40 foot long Bratwurst. They are also hoping to claim the title of "World's Stinkiest Fart."
Also, for those of you out there who love "knobs", especially in the "back door", there's the Brass Knob and Back Door Warehouse.
Finally, Rasputin's Penis. It's work safe, but not nightmare safe.