Tuesday, July 13, 2004

You Know What They Say About a Man with Big Feet...

...He must be 8 foot 4 inches tall.

Leonid Stadnik, a Ukrainian veterinarian and walking freak show, has been getting a lot of attention recently. This shy giant can thank his German cousin, "who asked to be identified only as Volodymyr" (b.t.dubs, loved him in Lord of the Rings), for all the media attention.

Seems his cousin invited him out to Baden Baden for a little R and R, which included sleeping on a billiards table and getting stoned by the locals. The media frenzy continued as the giant received a call from John Tesh, aka the Prime Minister of Planet Xedinon, who spoke in a series of whistles, clicks and beeps. "He invited me to his ranch," Stadnik reported, post-hang-up. "He's the handsomest man in America."

Seriously, is it any wonder this guy is a giant? Judging by that pic of his mother, he clearly got 6 times more breast milk than the other Ukrainian babies. I mean, seriously.

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