Happy Girthday

Yes, that is me as a child. A small, Asian, adorable child.

But I've blossomed. Into a tall, Jewish, highly-sensitive/high-strung adult. So come celebrate along with the best people New York has to offer. And, according to sources, I will be receiving 23 "titty-twisters" in honor of the big day. (Thanks Adam.)

Sweet and Vicious, 5 Spring Street, July 9, 9:30 p.m. and on.

No blogging tomorrow, as I'm getting a full body wax and a trim.