Unfortunate Headlines Continued

This Saturday, I took a moment out of my busy tanning shedyule to check-in on the latest headlines at CNN.com.

Under the Entertainment heading:

MARLON BRANDO DIES AT 80

ERNEST BORGNINE STILL HORSING AROUND

Absolute genius. While one overweight Hollywood legend drops dead, another will still beg you to "pull his finger" at dinner parties.