Couch! That's Gotta Hurt!

Hmm... This sounds like something the League of Human Dignity arranged, doesn't it?

600 lb Woman Grows to Couch, Dies

WARNING: Story is pretty gruesome. It did remind me, though, of a Simpsons episode where Homer must re-shape the ass groove in his couch following some unwelcome guests.

I realize it's the morning. So please cleanse your palate with this picture of Sidney, the Supermodel, below. And this. Whoops! I mean, this.