Wednesday, August 04, 2004

K.K.Keep Off My Property

Connecticut Farmer Joseph Smith has been asked to remove a scarecrow from his cornfield that closely resembles a member of the Klu Klux Klan.

"We were just trying to scare away the geese. We're like the most non-racist people you'd ever meet," said Mrs. Smith, the skinhead's wife. "Some of my best friends are racist! No! I- I mean- black!!"

You know this ain't such a bad idea! They should start making Hitler scarecrows to keep away those damn money hungry, media-running crows.

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