Moychandising! Moychandising!

Fans and newcomers,

I've spent the past couple of hours obsessing over a new feature here at You Can't Make It Up... MERCHANDISE!!!

Now take a deep breath... I haven't sold out altogether. None of the merch promotes this blog (how can you have a website with "blogspot" in the URL?), however some of them reference older posts. If you have a particular picture in mind that you'd like to parade around your neighborhood, don't hesitate to e-mail me at youcantmakeitup@gmail.com.

So, the link to the merch is www.cafepress.com/youcantmakeitup

Some slogans: A dog t-shirt that says "Puppy, Ciao!" as well as some Edie McClurg material you won't want to miss out on. Also some slutty t-shirts that say "Captain Hooker". And there's even a trucker hat! (Internal monologue: Groan.) ENJOY!!!

(Hey guys, what about a dog t-shirt that says "Poop Doggy Dogg"? No? I see.)