The Gates of Hell Have Opened, My Children

Do you feel the ground quaking beneath you?

It's Shakespeare. And he's violently spinning in his grave.

Kathy Lee Gifford, Playwright

An exerpt:

In the bowels of a small theater in a seedy section of town, Kathie Lee Gifford is being a little naughty.

"So I'm having a little vino," she says sweetly. (Ed. Note: Cackled) "So sue me."

OK, OK. Take it easy, Mrs. Gifford.

In the bowels, indeed.