Things To Do at 3:22 a.m.

Take a picture of yourself, and using the primitive Microsoft Paint Program*, see what you would look like if you hailed from New Jersey.

* I do not have an Amazon Wishlist, but if I did, Photoshop would be my top priority, followed by this Dilbert Calendar and sleeping pills.



** Also, I feel obligated to mention that right now, as we speak, there is a cat getting railed in the airshaft below my apartment. (All SFW.)