Emerging Comedy Awards

Good news everyone! Like a newborn whale springing forth from its mothers whale-vag, I've been nominated for an Emerging Comics of New York Award (or ECNY, as we nominees call it) for Best Comedic Website.

Fuck that it's an honor to be nominated bullshit and vote for me so I can finally have a brother to my "World's Stinkiest Fart" award. And it isn't every day that I use the hugetime font, but...

! VOTE VOTE VOTE !

Thank you!