You Want It? You Got It Assholes.

I'm a little out of it, but not so much so that I can't link to some articles that will do my job for me:

- Two people in England remain in autistic condition today after having a light-sabre duel using fluorescent lighting tubes and gasoline. Apparently, there was a videotape of the incident made. Please God, for all that is holy, turn up somewhere on the internet.

- Giving new meaning to pooper-scooper: A man in Taiwan opens up a toilet-themed restaurant (ingeniuosly named "Toilet"), where people sit at bathrub-tables, and eat curried chicken out of small toilet bowls. The inspiration for the restuarant should be obvious, but if not, let me elaborate:

To make sure his investment wouldn't go down the pan, Wang first tested the water for the toilet food gimmick by peddling ice cream in toilet-shaped cones in street booths four months before opening his restaurant. It was an instant hit as he sold up to 1,000 ice-cream cones daily for $30 dollars each ($1.20) - 5 to 10 dollars higher than a regular one.

His idea came from a popular Japanese comic featuring a robot doll fond of eating excrement in ice cream cones.

- Perhaps he confused it with his China: A man moves out, takes toilet with him.


A picture is worth a thousand turds.

- Or if toilet-themed restaurants arent your bag, what about elephant-maiming ones? Try "Restaurant Where Elephants Have Been."

- Someone at the Cincinnati Enquirer clearly has no idea how fucking high school works:

YOU CANNOT BE HOMECOMING QUEEN AT THE PROM, ASSHOLE. IT'S PROM QUEEN. PROM. QUEEN. GOD ALMIIIGHTY, IT'S SO SIMPLE!!!! (I'm in a terrible mood.)

(p.s. had the best time looking at these photos)