Thursday, June 09, 2005

Let's Get Sirius for a Second

Holocaust. AIDS. Tsunami.

That about covers that.

In other news, I'll be appearing on The Derek and Romaine Show tonight on Sirius OutQ, or Channel 149, at 9:20ish. Tune in, and remember that if you think you're listening to 3 gay guys, one of ems probably me.


Sunday is my "double-header", beginning with the Heeb Magazine Storytelling at Joe's Pub at 7:

Heeb Magazine’s critically-claimed storytelling series returns to the Public Theater’s fabulous cabaret lounge, Joe’s Pub. Part cabaret, part Catskills, the series pushes the very notion of a “Jewish story” to the brink. The theme for this night’s show will be “the written word.” It's Shavuot, so we figured it's the least we could fucking do.

The event will be hosted by Seth Herzog (VH1's Best Week Ever) and feature stories by Michelle Collins (, Ophira Eisenberg (Comedy Central’s Premium Blend), Joey Garfield (director of Breath Control: The History of the Human Beat Box) and Ben Greenman (New Yorker writer/editor and author of Superbad and Superworse), Sara Schaefer (Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You), and Michael Showalter (Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, Stella, The State).

Reservations: Call the theater: (212) 539-8778 or buy tickets at Telecharge: (212) 239-6200; ($15)
7:00 PM

at Joe's Pub, next to the Public Theater, 425 Lafayette Street

Later, that same evening:

"Say Goodnight Gracie Mansion"
An All-Star Evening of Alternative Comedy
Rally and petition-signing party for The Blog Party

Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show)
Bob Powers (
Todd Levin (
Carolyn Castiglia (
Becky Yamamoto
& special guests...

hosted by Blog Party Mayoral Candidate Andy Horwitz

Sunday, June 12 at Galapagos Art Space @ 9pm - 70 N. 6th Street.
Williamsburg Brooklyn NY USA

Finally (THROAT CLEARING). No, I won't give it up. I'm still bitter about tying for Class Clown with some girl I had NEVER heard of. Admittedly, I went to high school with 3,800 people. But you can only imagine how I felt when both our names were read out at the awards ceremony.

Afterwards, I made her smell the flower on my lapel, and then squirted her in the face with hydrochloric acid.

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