Krispy Kreme's No Bullshitter
Yes, the very same brand that got me morbidly obese in high school gives the big "F YOU!" to Dunkin Donuts' "Munchkin Policy" (a new rule requiring you to buy 5 munchkins, no less), by offering 4 FREE "donut holes" to people willing to be "Friends of Krispy Kreme."*
Hold on a sec, I've got to construct a "best friends" necklace made out of two donut halves.
*Some of the "Not Valid In" Cities are Hilarie Clinton. To all of you out there in Hattiesburg, MS and Pigeon Forge, TN, my sincerest, delicious apologies.
ALSO: TODAY'S SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE HEADLINE
98 Degrees Singer Not Done With Politics