"Frah-Gee-Lay... It must be Italian!"

Now, you can own your very own "Christmas Story" Leg Lamp.
For the small price of $200.
God bless Urban Outfitters for having the foresight to sell this classic memorobilia gem, along with 80-thread sheet sets.
Oh, and apparently somebody also made a bobblehead of the dad. Strange!

And then... there was this D-Bag:

Who bought the home used in the movie for a cool $150 grand, and plans on restoring it to its original self.
Also, take a look at THIS d-bag. Who knew "A Christmas Story" image search would hit it outta the park?
I'll end on this note:
"Not a finger!"