"I Don't Do Mournings"
posted by Michelle Collins on
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
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You've got something on your face. No.... a little higher. Yeah, there. Oh, that's a mole? Oh.... [long pause.] It's pretty.
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