You Didn't Hear It From Me...

But when did the Pope get so.... nightmare-y?



I mean, THIS is the NEW Pope? NEW?! John Paul II seriously must STILL look better than him. Too much time in the water, big guy. Too much TIME in the WATER. Who's next in line??


The creepy pharmacist from "Desperate Housewives" maybe?


Now, there's a Pope I could get behind. A Pope who doesn't wear Gucci Glasses and Prada Shoes. A Pope's Pope. The kinda Pope who keeps a Werther's Original tucked into his robe-pocket, and smells like a sun-drenched infant.

Tick-tock, tick-tock I guess.


Merry Christmas... chilllldrennn.