I Think I Wrote A Real Joke

I think I wrote my first real joke. (deep breath) OK, here goes:

Q: Why did your mother tell you to never sleep with sailors?

A: Because you'll get anchor sores.

Punchline explanation:


This one or this one, people?

Epilogue: You'll also find yourself beaten, naked, in the underbelly of a warship, carrying the seed of a nameless bastard. Thanks for the advice, Mom!