Mrs. Boombastic

I seriously debated scrapping what I had written up for the Ritalin Readings and reading this instead, very dramatically. Shaggy's Mr. Boombastic. Of course, I would change the words to be gender appropriate. Tell me what you think:

What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover

Mrs. Lover lover, Mrs. Lover lover, boy, Mrs. Lover lover

He call me Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
he say I'm Mrs. Ro...mantic
He call me Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back he say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built

Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Guy you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell

You are the only young boy that can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back he says I'm Mrs.
Ro...mantic
I'm Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back he says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mrs.
Ro...mantic
I'm Mrs. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back he says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't feel like drive baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well you a the peas

Boy your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction boy you know to feel the spark
A woman of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go laba laba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will here is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk

Chorus (read aloud)

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It's not too late... should I read it?

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Update: Relax, I'm obviously not going to read this. So come to the show!