NYC Beard and Moustache Championship!!

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This Tuesday! May 16! Beards and Moustaches!

New York City Beard and Moustache Championships
Knitting Factory
74 Leonard St., New York, NY 10013
between Broadway and Church St.

I'll be presenting an award! And maybe (read: definitely) singing the show's theme song!!

Featuring:

Todd Levin
Nick Kroll
Christian Finnegan
Michelle Collins
Jon Friedman
Stuckey & Murray
Jon Bulette

and musical performances by:

Country Club and the Porn Horns
Curtis Eller's American Circus
Valley Lodge

Here's a blurb from New York Mag:

Hairy participants compete for top honors in categories such as patchy, freestyle, Kenny Rogers, and artificial (for the ladies and follicly-challenged) at the first ever NYC Beard and Moustache Championships. In addition to live music from Valley Lodge and Curtis Eller's American Circus, comics Christian Finnegan (VH1's Best Week Ever) and Michelle Collins (VH1's So Jewtastic) are among those slated to introduce the different facial hair categories. — Leaya Lee

Here's the OFFICIAL WEBSITE: NYC BEARD
Where you can buy tickets for either $12 or $15, depending on how lazy you are!

I'll make sure to greet each and every one of you at the door.


Please, pleaaaaase don't-disappoint-me.