Getting All Computer-y On Yo Ass

I've installed a new feature that should make reading this blog a crotch more enjoyable.
Look to your right. See that little box on the sidebar? Once you click that little box, all of the links on this page will open in a new browser. Hence, you don't have to keep clicking the "Back" button, rather you can just close the new window and keep reading.
Yes, I know most of you are smart enough to figure that out on your own. But my parents read this blog, and sometimes they need a little hand-holding when it comes to all things related to the "$1500 Solitaire Game Console In the Den."

A Collins family portrait, taken in 2003 with my father's digital daguerreotype.