Hats Entertainment
Things That Sparkle alerts us to one of the finest pieces of wearable Haute Couture seen since the inflatable pantaloon. It's the Sparkling Chicken Hat!
Other possible names for the hat include "The Gaping Chicken Vagina Cap", or the "That's Not an Egg, It's an Oversized Grinning Pedophile! Bowler".
This hat is available for purchase on Hats in the Belfry, a store so cleverly titled, I feel moved to link to it again: Hats in the Belfry. There, that feels better.
Also spotted on the site is this Menorah Fedora, sure to set your Hanukkah party ablaze... with laughter and jealousy!
Note the man they chose to model this hat, and his "Eastern European" features. You know the Want Ad read:
Other possible names for the hat include "The Gaping Chicken Vagina Cap", or the "That's Not an Egg, It's an Oversized Grinning Pedophile! Bowler".
This hat is available for purchase on Hats in the Belfry, a store so cleverly titled, I feel moved to link to it again: Hats in the Belfry. There, that feels better.
Also spotted on the site is this Menorah Fedora, sure to set your Hanukkah party ablaze... with laughter and jealousy!
Note the man they chose to model this hat, and his "Eastern European" features. You know the Want Ad read:
WANTED: Harvey Fierstein lookalike to model plush candelabra on bulbously semitic potato head. Compensation: 40 Bagels and a Schul.
posted by Michelle Collins on
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
