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HUGE FIBERGLASS BOOT STOLEN FROM YARD

You didn't hear it from me, but I've got my guilty money placed on this guy:



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Demonstrating Relay Basketball, Derrek shows the proper form for trading your ball for a handful of meatloaf.


Oh! One last thing. Coming soon to a theater near poo, hopefully starring Roberto Benigni.


More like Peen-ouch-ee-oh. Or bad-joke-ee-o.